RoastMyIVR
Automatically audits and scores your business phone menu. Runs tests without sign-up, produces a detailed IVR flow blueprint, finds discrepancies, and delivers actionable improvement proposals in minutes.
How it works
Submit your number
Enter your business phone number — no sign-up, no account, no credit card. RoastMyIVR calls your phone system automatically and works through every menu path it can reach.
We audit every path
The system navigates through your entire IVR tree, testing each branch from multiple geographic locations. It captures every prompt, option, timeout behavior, and response — including discrepancies between what the menu says and what actually happens.
Get your report
Within 24 hours you receive a detailed report: a visual call flow blueprint, a quality score, a list of discrepancies, and specific, actionable improvement proposals — ranked by impact.
What it does
Automated IVR Documentation
RoastMyIVR calls your phone system and documents every menu path automatically — no manual call logging, no spreadsheets. Produces a complete record of prompts, options, and behaviors across your entire IVR tree.
Call Flow Blueprint
Every path through your IVR is mapped into a visual flow diagram. See the full structure of your phone system — including dead ends, loops, and unexpected routing behaviors — at a glance.
Discrepancy Detection
Finds gaps between what your IVR says and what it actually does — options that lead nowhere, incorrect transfer behavior, missing menu branches, and prompts that don't match the action they describe.
Speech Recognition
Accurately captures and transcribes spoken prompts from your IVR system. Currently supports English IVRs. Multilingual support for additional languages is on the roadmap.
Regional Testing
Calls your IVR from multiple geographic regions to detect routing differences, latency-related issues, and regional inconsistencies in how your phone system behaves for callers in different locations.
Improvement Proposals
The audit report doesn't just list problems — it delivers prioritized, specific recommendations for each issue found. Each proposal is ranked by likely customer impact so you know where to focus first.
Who it's for
Customer Support Teams
Find out why callers are dropping off or complaining about your phone menu — without listening to hours of call recordings. Get a structured audit in 24 hours.
Business Owners
Your phone system is often the first impression customers get. Make sure it's sending the right one — submit your number and get an objective assessment with no technical knowledge required.
Developers
Integrate RoastMyIVR into your build pipeline using the API key. Automatically audit IVR changes before they go live — catch regressions before customers do.
Additional services
Beyond the audit tool, Seawolf offers hands-on IVR work for teams that want expert help.
IVR Consulting
Work with Seawolf engineers to redesign or optimize your phone system after the audit. We translate the improvement proposals into concrete changes — scripting, flow redesign, and implementation guidance — so you're not left with a report and no path forward.
IVR Hosting
Seawolf can build and host your IVR system end to end. If your current provider is the reason your audit score is low, we offer a replacement — a properly engineered phone system built to the same standards as everything else we ship.
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Find out what's wrong with your phone menu
No sign-up. No credit card. Submit your business phone number and get a full IVR audit delivered within 24 hours.